Hilarious blog posted by Californian writer Steve Mayer on a new survey by Men's Health magazine in which Bakersfield was ranked No. 9 on the list of cities that are a "hot bed of sex." Say what? Usually we get noted for bad air, or poverty, or heat but this survey - suspect as they all are - lists Bakersfield among those cities where sexual activity is rampant. Said Steven:
"Bakersfield, the results are in: When it comes to S-E-X, you are smokin’-hot. You sizzle.
Either that, or you’re cheap and tawdry.
According to the October issue of Men’s Health magazine, which hits newsstands Tuesday, Bakersfield is among America’s top-10 “Hotbeds of Sex.”
Bakersfield was rated No. 9, behind Austin, Dallas and Houston, Texas towns where the salsa is spicy, and apparently the locals are, too.
Of course, like all these lists, the results tend to cause the eyes to roll when you consider the criteria used to reach the conclusions.
This time around, Men’s Health looked at four basic criteria: condom sales; birth rates; sex toy sales; and rates of sexually transmitted diseases as determined by state health departments.
"Kind of takes the wind out of your sails, doesn’t it?
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